~by Colleen O’Brien
Things I wished for this morning during that Alpha period (commonly produced when first awake and transitioning from deep theta-wave sleep through an alpha-dominant state), coming out of a happy dream and not quite on this planet yet:
That all the cooks and waiters walk off the job at the White House right before the Xi Jin Ping lavish dinner – that they pretended to be preparing and didn’t.
That all the folks who take care of the automobiles for the president puncture all the tires of the big black SUVs and walk off the job just before the president with his minions and guards motor through DC on tires that blow out.
That all the gold he has accumulated turns out to be iron bricks spraypainted in Home Depot’s gold lame’ acrylic.
That all the females – from 10-year-olds to mature adults – who he has sexually abused get to walk by him as he sits glued to gold spray paint on his bigly throne; they pretend to stick a long hatpin in him, which makes him scream and squirm as they actually stick the pins into the chair.
That all his clothes become see-through, he thus becomes the modern Emperor with his new outfit made from material invisible to anyone who is stupid and unfit for his job. [See Hans Christian Anderson’s 1837 tale, The Emperor’s New Clothes.]
That when he walks into a place of world leaders, all turn their backs to him and chuckle to one another.
That all SI (Severely Impaired) billionaires don’t show up for a Mar-A-Lago party they’ve been invited to but do have a picnic of their own on a nearby Atlantic coast beach as the hurricane approaches
That all fuel magnates’ oil derricks and pipelines suddenly dry up and, in their place, wind turbines and solar panels appear.
That no press shows up anywhere he is and thus no media has one more “breaking” news story where no one has to watch his mouth nor hear his lies.
That he loses his hearing and his ability to speak but doesn’t realize it.
That everyone in America who is confused by their deteriorating lives reads the tome written for those who want to end America: all the traitors have to do is hire greedy far-right democracy haters to push U.S. toward autocracy. These would be crooked financers, slick propagandists, kleptocratic party supporters and the “poorly educated” and feebly trained white shock troops. That I never awake fully and live the rest of my life in my la-la land as the oldest and happiest Pollyanna on earth.
